Apparently...

It was easier for the game warden to appease my neighbor’s daughter than to reason with her.

Now that Howie’s fixed I went off to do some adventuring.  I came home to find a muskrat trap set in my yard.

Yeah.

I’ll let you know how it turns out though I suspect they’re much more likely to snare a snipe than they are a muskrat.  Just as soon as the full moon fades.