I read an article today about a six-year-old boy who fell off the roof of his parents minivan after riding three miles. He was fine. Cuts and bruises only.
His parents failed to notice when he fell off. Someone else stopped to scoop him off the side of the road, took him to a gas station and called 911 to locate the parents.
He's done it before. He usually holds on to the roof rack better and makes it all the way to where they're headed on top of the vehicle. I suppose that's why they didn't realize he'd fallen.
No charges were filed.
Don't even know where to begin on this one. I'm sure some of you already know what I'm thinking. The rest of you can wonder.