In Birmingham, Alabama yesterday, a funeral director was arrested and charged with felony abuse of a corpse. There was a woman who died back in November of 2007. Apparently her family wanted her cremated however they failed to pay the tab.
After storing the body for over a year the owner of the funeral home must have decided it was in the way. For some reason the man in question stuck it in a hearse registered to him, drove it 60 miles to a property he owned, and left it locked inside in a cardboard box. He then removed the vehicle’s battery so it couldn’t be taken easily.
And now, two months later someone reported a foul smell, prompting local authorities to go poking around, thus discovering the cause. Gee, do you think the funeral director was surprised when they came to get him?
In other stuff, a gift for the man who has everything. A portable urinal in a fake golf club. It’s called the uroclub, should you desire to acquire one for the special man in your life. It even comes with a privacy towel that is attached to the club and then tucked into the waistband to shield the activity from view.
The resevoir only holds about a pint and the club, though it appears to be real, can’t be used to play golf. Well, perhaps to play minature golf but kids are curious and might notice what’s going on.
Yep, I was listening to the radio in the wee hours again.
After storing the body for over a year the owner of the funeral home must have decided it was in the way. For some reason the man in question stuck it in a hearse registered to him, drove it 60 miles to a property he owned, and left it locked inside in a cardboard box. He then removed the vehicle’s battery so it couldn’t be taken easily.
And now, two months later someone reported a foul smell, prompting local authorities to go poking around, thus discovering the cause. Gee, do you think the funeral director was surprised when they came to get him?
In other stuff, a gift for the man who has everything. A portable urinal in a fake golf club. It’s called the uroclub, should you desire to acquire one for the special man in your life. It even comes with a privacy towel that is attached to the club and then tucked into the waistband to shield the activity from view.
The resevoir only holds about a pint and the club, though it appears to be real, can’t be used to play golf. Well, perhaps to play minature golf but kids are curious and might notice what’s going on.
Yep, I was listening to the radio in the wee hours again.
3 comments:
Both are sick on so many levels
I completely agree. Mind boggling.
oh my god. i think i just peed my pants laughing. i need one of those. so i don't...you know...pee my pants. anymore.
:)
xoxo
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