You spend too much time on the computer when...
You've gone to an un-staffed AOL room to give tech support.
You say "he, he, he, he" or "heh, heh, heh" instead of laughing.
You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I^ll TTYL ASAP".
You sit on AOL for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.
You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......
You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
You think faster than the computer.
You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and **kisses**.
Being called a "newbie" is a major insult to you.
Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.
You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of- life!
It's too nice to be inside at your computer. Go out and enjoy the sunshine before it gets hot.
You say "he, he, he, he" or "heh, heh, heh" instead of laughing.
You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I^ll TTYL ASAP".
You sit on AOL for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.
You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......
You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
You think faster than the computer.
You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and **kisses**.
Being called a "newbie" is a major insult to you.
Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.
You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of- life!
It's too nice to be inside at your computer. Go out and enjoy the sunshine before it gets hot.
5 comments:
Had no computer for two days. ;(
A bunch of these apply to....me....that's....for sure. I think I have a dot dot dot disease.
I do....this...all...the time...in emails...as you know....
TTYL...leaving town for a few days. I'm being pried away from the computer by the Jaws of Life; in this case, the threat of the plug being pulled in mid-post:)
When we first got internet, my bff would email me, then CALL me, and we'd talk while answering each other's email! And yeah...I've done that: Emailed someone, then 'haunted' AOL until the reply came in...
Good one:)
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