Thursday, April 3, 2008

And Now for Something Completely Different


Neeley's boobs.

Yesterday as she was hiking home from class, providing me with my vicarious exercise for the day as she often does - more on that fitness program some other time - she mentioned that her boobs are relocating. What's the big deal, you ask? Well unlike the rest of us, hers are gravitating upwards. She can feel it happening, she reports. To the extent that she's actually looked in mirrors in passing just to see if there's a visible difference. She claims not but I haven't seen her lately so the final determination will have to wait.

Nautical tidbit - The seagoing equivalent of a flight plan is a float plan. When you're the captain of a freighter, you get to design your own. Captain Harley elects his fuel stops based on where he wants to eat. BTW, in case you're wondering, no, the museum did not send personel with the exhibit.

The votes are in. Coffee is on for Sunday. Only problem is I don't drink coffee. Love the smell, hate the taste. Unless it's one of those real frou frou coffees and they don't really qualify. But I guess that's not the point here, is it?

5 comments:

Molly Daniels said...

Will you just go, already? You don't have to drink coffee; get a bottled water, hot chocolate, fudge brownie, cookie, whatever! Just meet the man and send me the details afterward!

Like AJ says...he already sounds like a sweet, honest, and caring guy! Even if nothing romantic happens, so what? You'll have another flesh and blood friend to hang out with!

Oh yeah...and make sure he's not allergic to cats!

Amarinda Jones said...
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Amarinda Jones said...

Right - I think I hate Neeley

...and no, this is about 'coffee' not just coffee.

Molly Daniels said...

BTW...I wish my boobs would relocate upwards, ha ha! Who's Neely?

Anny Cook said...

I would be happy for my boobs to relocate upwards, except they already begin at my shoulders and threaten to strangle me in my sleep.