Friday, May 9, 2008

We Interrupt Your Regular Schedule...


...to bring you this important bulletin. I can no longer order delivery from my favorite pizza/sandwich place. Why, you ask? Because, um, well, you see, I sort of flashed the delivery boy. Only half, okay three-quarters of a breast when the corner of the pizza box snagged my shirt but he almost tumbled backwards down the steps.

I suppose it could have been worse. He could have fallen and bashed his head on the cement, needing me to call 911 for assistance and then had to explain what happened. It could have been both boobs. There could have been a parking lot full of people across the street to see me. My neighbors could have stayed outside a few seconds longer to witness my display.

What did I do? I waited until he seemed semi-steady on his feet, asked innocently if he was alright and then closed the door on his gaping expression. Really, what else could I do? I'm going to miss eating from there.

We now resume your regular editing...

11 comments:

Amarinda Jones said...
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Amarinda Jones said...

Okay - the comment below was me...can't spell at the moment...it's a Saturday thing. What I said was... OMG! That was so funny and thanks for the laugh. And I would still keep ordering from them. What's part of a breast compared to good food?

Kelly Kirch said...

LOL!!!! I read this to my husband and he said, "She could still order from there, but when he delivers, just give him a secretive little wink. Something to share with the boy."

Love the idea.

barbara huffert said...

Kelly your husband is too cool. Tell him thanks for the idea.

Kelly Kirch said...

I did. He laughed.

:) He says he can guarantee that poor boy with either turn white or red if you do it.

My thought? You'll make his day, you sexy thing you.

Regina Carlysle said...

That's the funniest thing!!!! OMG...LMAO. That poor boy. snicker. Yeah...you should soooo do what Kelly's husband said. He'd feel like he shared a naughty little secret with you and live on it forever. LOL

LynTaylor said...

LOL! Dinner and a show!

Anika Hamilton said...

OMG! That was too funny!

Anny Cook said...

I suspect that kid will eagerly volunteer to deliver next time...

Molly Daniels said...

LMAO! Yes! Kelly's hubby has the right idea:)

Bronwyn's Blog said...

Oh Barb!!!! That's too funny!!!