...to bring you this important bulletin. I can no longer order delivery from my favorite pizza/sandwich place. Why, you ask? Because, um, well, you see, I sort of flashed the delivery boy. Only half, okay three-quarters of a breast when the corner of the pizza box snagged my shirt but he almost tumbled backwards down the steps.
I suppose it could have been worse. He could have fallen and bashed his head on the cement, needing me to call 911 for assistance and then had to explain what happened. It could have been both boobs. There could have been a parking lot full of people across the street to see me. My neighbors could have stayed outside a few seconds longer to witness my display.
What did I do? I waited until he seemed semi-steady on his feet, asked innocently if he was alright and then closed the door on his gaping expression. Really, what else could I do? I'm going to miss eating from there.
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I suppose it could have been worse. He could have fallen and bashed his head on the cement, needing me to call 911 for assistance and then had to explain what happened. It could have been both boobs. There could have been a parking lot full of people across the street to see me. My neighbors could have stayed outside a few seconds longer to witness my display.
What did I do? I waited until he seemed semi-steady on his feet, asked innocently if he was alright and then closed the door on his gaping expression. Really, what else could I do? I'm going to miss eating from there.
We now resume your regular editing...
11 comments:
Okay - the comment below was me...can't spell at the moment...it's a Saturday thing. What I said was... OMG! That was so funny and thanks for the laugh. And I would still keep ordering from them. What's part of a breast compared to good food?
LOL!!!! I read this to my husband and he said, "She could still order from there, but when he delivers, just give him a secretive little wink. Something to share with the boy."
Love the idea.
Kelly your husband is too cool. Tell him thanks for the idea.
I did. He laughed.
:) He says he can guarantee that poor boy with either turn white or red if you do it.
My thought? You'll make his day, you sexy thing you.
That's the funniest thing!!!! OMG...LMAO. That poor boy. snicker. Yeah...you should soooo do what Kelly's husband said. He'd feel like he shared a naughty little secret with you and live on it forever. LOL
LOL! Dinner and a show!
OMG! That was too funny!
I suspect that kid will eagerly volunteer to deliver next time...
LMAO! Yes! Kelly's hubby has the right idea:)
Oh Barb!!!! That's too funny!!!
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